I thought "self-insertion" was a theme I'd pass up. My juvenile sense of humor thought otherwise.

On his ass in an ornamental pond was not Yohji's idea of a good time, but that was the way the night seemed to be going. The target managed to land a punch and trigger an alarm before he died, one of his guards put a bullet through Yohji's coat, then Ken knocked Yohji out the window to prevent another bullet landing, and here he was.

On his ass. In a pond. With a frog staring at him.

"Pardon me," he said charmingly, just for the hell of it.

"Croak," the frog answered, unimpressed.

Really, that summed it up nicely.

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